So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.As the woman is getting dressed the guy asks, “If you don’t mind, would you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”She said,” I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”President Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side’s dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5â€� thick and nobody could. Inside he found a pairof twin teenage girls talking animatedly to each other and, sitting onthe sofa, his wife. She had her arm around the shoulders of anotherwoman, who was cradling a crying baby in her arms, and was the only oneof the five he recognised."Jen?" he said. "I quit early to make sure you and the kids werealright, what with everyone on the planet blacking out and getting aglimpse of themselves six months from now. I guess the blackoutexplains the car in our living room, but what's going on? Where are ourkids?"He eyed the strangers suspiciously."Wait everyone in the world blacked out and saw the future?" saidJenna. "This happened to everyone in the world?!" Yeah, I was following it all on my radio all the way back. Whateverhappened, this thing was global. So...the kids." Okay, you might need to sit down, Marty," said Jenna, getting to herfeet. "As fantastic as it sounds, Julie is the twin in the long T-shirt, and that baby girl is Kevin." Is this some sort of sick joke?".
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